I'm sorry..but this really made me laugh.

Ricky Martin to be Arab Spokesman

Somehow he will gyrate his hips so much that Arab stereotypes will just fly out of people's minds! Yes..I think that will work. And what's up with the wearing of the "Jerusalem is Ours" thing... That's only slightly inflammatory, but hey, he's Ricky Martin! "She Bangs" might have some hidden meaning.

Ricky Martin, emmisary for understanding.