Caroline needs...
Ok so look I’ve given in and I finally did the “Caroline needs” thing on Google.. HA!! Some of them are hilarious (ones with asterisks are my favorites):
OK there were more but I think I’m going a big overboard. Lol…. But they’re so funny!
- Caroline needs at least ten frogs from each location. (really I do….)
- Caroline needs to continue to count money.
- *Caroline needs the money but is reluctant to take from a child (my favorite! Lol)
- Caroline needs other people for almost every thing and is surprised when she doesn’t get her way. (wow…no comment ;))
- Caroline needs to calculate an hourly heat input rate for her natural gas. (What?!)
- Caroline needs her services (hmmmm)
- Caroline needs to be stopped dead in her tracks. We must not let her go any further. (What did I do?!)
- Caroline needs all the help she can get
- Caroline needs £20,000 (Damn right!)
- Caroline needs wide width…(Heh….heh..)
- Caroline NEEDS: MARRIAGE. (I didn’t edit that.. lol.. wow)
- Caroline needs others to do the rope swing for her. (Yeah, I do. And make it snappy.)
- Caroline needs to find a way to begin to make amends for what she has done…(I’m sensing a pattern here!)
- Caroline needs to be more sexy and he helps the two pick out a wardrobe. (Hey!)
- Caroline needs to learn to express her opinion even if it’s not flattering before she finds herself caught up in a lie… (Wow.)
- Caroline needs some work on her teeth.
- Caroline needs a kiss (Yes, indeed.)
- *Caroline needs Waterhouse to help settle a long running dispute between Isaac Newton and Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz over the origin of calculus. (Um, ok?)
- *Caroline needs help to deliver food and medicine to the starving Cheyenne people, to whom she owes her life, and can’t refuse when Zach agrees to be…(Oh, Zach..)
- Caroline needs to know your name, contact number and/or email address, and alsoif you…(Are an eligible, single, sane young man….)
- Caroline needs more work at doing it. (HA!!)
- Caroline needs to learn how to hold her alcohol (LMAO)
- Caroline needs to sort her head out
- Caroline needs a sponsorship committee….(yes I do)
- *Caroline needs to move to France (I SWEAR that was on there!! It’s a sign…)
- Caroline needs a warm outfit.
- Caroline needs boys (LOL…)
- Caroline needs new wig…
- Caroline needs a guy who’s a good combination of the two men..
- Caroline needs repression, the curb; she is too intense.
- (Lady) Caroline needs to marry before a certain time or she loses her family, home and wealth to her brother and his cold, greedy wife (Ah!!)
- Caroline needs fluids (heh..)
- Caroline needs a gardener.
- Caroline needs a psychiatrist
- *Caroline needs to get in bed.
- Caroline needs to get the fuck out of Denver (ok! Ok!)
- Caroline needs to clean out the food from under her nails (Ew!!)
- Caroline needs a good pounding (holy crap!)
OK there were more but I think I’m going a big overboard. Lol…. But they’re so funny!
posted by Scarlet Pamplemousse at 5:59 PM
48 Comments:
Hey!
Just saw your blog while clicking randomly on the "next blog" link. Pretty interesting stuff! Don't worry, I'm a real person and I won't advertise my own blog (although you can find it at http://treefiddy.blogspot.com. Oh, I think I just advertised it anyway). I have a question for you: What's this "Caroline needs" thing on google? I am dying to see what google thinks I need! I need a link :)
Keep up the good work!
Caroline needs to bring her family to Brunswick and hang out with Domenico!
ehh.... hi.
i typed in "caroline needs" in google (hi i'm caroline!) and found this page.
SO FUNNY!
I also typed in 'caroline needs' and have found myself here.
Which of us carolines is the right caroline, huh?
I'm rathere confused about the whole ordeal!
I'm a Caroline too!! But i'm the right Caroline ;)
ho ho ho..... i am yet another Caroline, and beginning to feel a little less individual! i also did the 'Caroline needs' thing and came onto this page. my favourite one is about taking money off a child. it was the first one i got and i think it is hilarious!!! slightly bizarre also that these things are on people's websites!
Hey i'm a Caroline too n i was checkin out a chain email that said to type Caroline needs in google so i did n it came up with ur site lol sum funny stuff n sum a tad strange... GO THE AUSSIE BORN IN THE LAND OF THE POMMIES!!
Hey Caroline here such a purdy name!!! those were hilarious, that last one especially!
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!! :)
This is too funny...I am yet another Caroline who typed "caroline needs" in google & came to this page. Carolines rule! =)
Carolines rule!!!!!!!!!!! I'm another... I need most of the things on the list..... LMFAO
yet ANOTHER caroline commenting...i definitely don't feel unique or special anymore - have you ever seen so many of us all in the one place? but one thing is for sure (that we all agree on)...we definitely rule! hehe. i, of course, did the "caroline needs" search on google too and this was the first page to pop up - funniest web page ever! LOVE IT! keep updating it, i'd love to see how many we can find. :-)
(AUSSIE CAROLINE'S ARE THE BEST!)
how many are there of us out there? I am yet another Caroline. An Australian Caroline...
Just a question for all you Caroline's...what are your ages? I have never met a Caroline my own age before...(im 18) im just curious....
Obviously a lot of Caroline's out there. I'm a South African Caroline and obviously tried the google thing and came out at this page. Don't know who thought up the idea, but it's nice to know that the name lives on. Go Carolines.............!!!
hi Im caroline from liverpool. Thought i would say hello to all you wonderful carolines We so rule. did the google thing and have now met you all. Keep in touch Caroline 26
I'm kind of confused I dont really understand what this is haha but yup, my name's Caroline too.. I'm Polish/Canadian ...... 16
Hello, yet another Caroline here. I too found this site by "Caroline Needs." Anyone else out there absolutely hate the song "Roses" by Outkast for what it has done to us?!?
another caroline here! 29 and in st. louis. carolines are the greatest!!
and surprisingly another caroline,this time a pommy aged 20 living in new zealand, wonder if the original caroline who wrote this blog realised how many carolines wopuld respond!! has anyone yet found a successful way of shortening caroline, caz just doesnt quite sit comfortably for me?
Wow, Caroline's of the world unite!
I'd like to say, as a Caroline, that there are a hell of a lot more of us than i thought!
Hey Hey! I'm yet another of us Carolines out there! I did a google search on 'Caroline Needs...' like all of you and came to this page. Hello fellow Carolines! *waves" I'm 19 and from Surrey in England. And yes, I do hate the outkast song 'Roses' for what it has done to us..the amount of people that have sung that to me, and probably you lot too!
Can't think of any other nice ways to shorten our name, everyone calls me Caz, sometimes Cazy, Caza, Cazaline and what not!
Nice to meet ya all!
I am yet anotherrr caroline ahha,
one from ohio. US and im surprised at so many carolines.
i typed in Caroline needs in goodle, and found your blog like so many others.
Carolines rock!!!
i'm glad that another Caroline, like myself, hates the song "Roses" as a teen it is especially difficult to meet someone new at school without them singing your name to you. Ugh. Oh and i'm a Kentukian Caroline...lovely ehh?
hahah yet another caroline! i was looking on google for caroline needs and your site came up first! =]
Here another Caroline, from The Netherlands! These lines are great!
HI I'm Caroline too. I'm from Pittsburgh. Like everyone else I goggled Caroline needs and landed here. My favorite is "Caroline needs to move to France" which is so true.
In the end I just answered I'm high maintance, I need everything, (and isn't it true Caroline's) and linked here.
Have a nice life Caroline,
Tootles,
Caroline
Too funny! I got here the same way and feel this bizarre comradarie with all of you! I have to speak up to the Caroline who has a resentment against the Outkast song, "Roses". I completely agree! So shameful! I wonder if there are threads like this all over the internet for
"[any name] needs". Needing money but not wanting to take it from a child has got to be thoroughly unique, though, among names . . .
Hi, Yes its another Caroline here, pommie, living in Oz. Last time a came across so many C's was in a physics class - 3 of us out of 9 & I thought that was weird... Personally don't see the problem with taking the money off the child though.... I am sure I could use it more wisely :)
Caroline, 21 in San Jose, California. Friends have always called me Care, and I actually think that song is hilarious.
And what the heck is a pommie?
Count me in, Caroline in KS!
dang there's a lot of caroline's out here... i'm one too, from minnesota. my friends call me 'cairo', hope that helps? and carolines ROCK.
... \m/
oh, or 'carolimabean'. but that's more of a '3 years old' type of thing :P XD
haha i found this when i put in "caroline needs" my name is caroline. wow caroline is a lot more popular name i thought.
woahhhh.
all 16 years of my life i have lived without knowing a SINGLE other caroline. (i live in colorado by the way). but seriously. i wish i could meet one person who doesn't feel the need to remind me what my name is in song form. whether it's sweet caroline by neil diamond or roses by outkast, i don't need a theme song thank you very much.
to all the carolines, you rock hardcore.
:D
i agree, i'm ANOTHER ( yes, i know your all siked out of your minds!!!) Caroline. (:
anyway i thought the child taking money thing was funnnnyyy.
anyway so yeah.
ROCK ON CAROLINES EVERYWHERE WOOT WOOT!
*does a little dance and ends it with a head bang*
WOW! I haven't checked this in so long and I can't believe there are still comments coming in. *waves to all the Carolines.* Thanks for stopping by!!
We should start a club or something. I was born in 1961 and my parents were Irish Catholic democrats.
I finally love my name after growing up in a time where everyone had an "ie" or an "i" at the end of their name.
I guess I'll find what I need somewhere else.
Hello - I typed in "Caroline needs" on Google and ended up here. Feeling a cosmic warp here
I'm another Caroline, did the google 'thang' and ended up here - born to english parents in Canada, now living in the Caribbean 42 years old, think it is wonderful to see the name so much here! has always been rare, hardly ever meet anyone with the same name! Some of us will have been inundated with Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' for many years and there is a great old "reggae" song Oh Carolina. Does anyone else hate it when people call you Carol - lynn? Carrie has always been a good nickname Take care all!
hi everyone, I'm a caroline too, and I definitely hate the carolyn thing. I even have this woman I have emailed for work, and I sign off as caroline, and she replies starting off with "hi Carolyn" EVERY TIME grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
and yes. very sick of hearing the outkast song and neil diamond sung to me. and "in my mind i'm going to carolina".
Anyway, I'm from New Zealand, 22yo.
Great name, everyone should be stoked.
my name nicknames have been caro, carra, cazza, and line.
Hi! I'm a Caroline from IL! This is so great, although I felt less and less original as I was scrolling down the comments. I'm 18 and 100% Polish! WOO! And it's just great to know that there are other awesome Carolines out there. And if you were wondering, according to Howmanyofme.com, there are about 450 of us with the same name in the US.
Yet another Caroline - I am in Sydney, Australia and got here doing the FB chain letter of ...needs into google.
I'm yet another Caroline, this time from Scotland, and yes, I also found this via googling 'Caroline needs...'. I think what we've all learned is that Carolines world wide are easily bored and require constant entertainment to prevent us spending our time on internet frivolity!
I have to say I (as many before me apparently) feel slightly less special in relation to my name.
Allthough, I do spell my name like this - Karoline. I'm 21 yr old, from Norway. I think it's 50-50 when it comes to spelling the name with a C or K. I prfer my own name, and i feel kinda "fresh" in this context, cus i know A LOT of Carolines and Karolines my age here.
well, ok. this is funny. :D
ps. Dig the Roses song, and i've never received more creative nicknames than Karo. oh, and karo2000 (don't know the reason for the last one.. :P )
Hi.... another Caroline here... I was doing a Caroline needs search but not just Caroline needs. Theres a thread going round to search tons of phrases.
Caroline needs a golden calculator to divide
Caroline looks like she is focusing on something and in very deep
Caroline says that I'm just a toy
Caroline wants a sausage (HAHAHA)
Caroline does her impression of "cousin it"
Caroline hates television with a passion (what????)
Caroline asks a cartoon character some questions
Caroline likes to shake her maracas! (lmao)
Caroline eats like an animal
Carolinewas arrested for conning a series of men out of thousands of pounds (what! I like my money! haha)
Caroline loves you more
Carolinewas killed by a demon along with her husband and daughter (yes thats right. a DEMON)
LOVE TO ALL MY OTHER CAROLINES
oh my. there are a lot of carolines. lol. i typed in "caroline needs" and this is where i came, too! carolines unite!
LOL! i know what you all mean about being called caroLYNN and having people sing "sweet caroline" all the time! except, one time, this really freakin hot guy that i had a crush on started singing it. in that case, i was perfectly fine with it. XD
I think I have finally found my place in the world! :D
Reading through these it seems like everyone gets the same song sung to them. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
Keep up the awesome work Carolines!
From Caroline
Okay, found this AS I was doing the FB thing!
#22 Guess that's something we have in common (besides our name)
Caroline Madden
Los Angeles, CA
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