Awww, Dad.

I’m feeling much better. My apathy for school is lifting somewhat (ok, not school totally, just two specific classes)…I actually dragged myself out of bed to go today instead of curling up into a little ball and pretending that I didn’t actually have class today. My Dad is great…ever since I announced that I was going to see a therapist in the interest of actually getting through this semester, he calls for no reason during the day to see how I’m doing (not in an annoying way either, its nice). I think he’s actively trying to not be his parents. My grandparents are awesome, but isn’t it often the case that awesome grandparents had issues as parents? I know my Dad had some problems and didn’t talk to them for a long time (many moons ago). They weren’t supportive of him and when he had problems they just told him to snap out of it instead of really trying to help. So my Dad isn’t doing that, and its great.

On a totally different note, I NEED TO GO OUT MORE. I mean, seriously. I realize that money is an issue…but, still, once in awhile (once a month, at least?!) if I could find someone who wants to DO SOMETHING would be fantastic. Pencil me in, ok? Man. It’s like pulling teeth.

Dinosaurs lived with man, really!

I’m so excited that real people commented! I enjoy a debate, but I always get frustrated because I feel I’ve got good points to make and am never able to get them out well enough. My thing with the whole evolution versus intelligent design versus Gumby created the universe is that the argument injects too much moralism (Ok, Word is trying to tell me that moralism isn’t a word, but it is to me! So there.) into what is and isn’t science. I understand that there’s a debate about evolution, but based on the other theories, it seems to fit best into what we know. I think religion is a wonderful thing for an individual to have, but it has no place taking over every debate in this country. And masking creationism by renaming it and leaving out any specific reference to “God” (Christian God?) and then calling it a whole new take on the origins of life is crap. The only thing new about it is that it can maybe circumvent the legal system (or at least what has already been litigated in regards to creationism). I mean creationism, when looked at by any rational person, looks ridiculous! The earth is only 6000 years old, dinosaurs lived with man, everything was the way it was….um, ok? Carbon dating is a myth. It’s put out there by people trying to discredit God…...so does that mean all the established rules about radioactivity and half-lives are false? By watering down creationism to turn it into a vague, “maybe so maybe not” theory just so that it can evade established precedent is not something I’m comfortable with (besides the fact that it’s a bunch of bunk).

Don't move to Kansas....

*sigh*…Kansas education board downplays evolution.

Caroline needs...

Ok so look I’ve given in and I finally did the “Caroline needs” thing on Google.. HA!! Some of them are hilarious (ones with asterisks are my favorites):

1. Caroline needs at least ten frogs from each location. (really I do….)


2. Caroline needs to continue to count money.


3. *Caroline needs the money but is reluctant to take from a child (my favorite! Lol)


4. Caroline needs other people for almost every thing and is surprised when she doesn’t get her way. (wow…no comment ;))


5. Caroline needs to calculate an hourly heat input rate for her natural gas. (What?!)


6. Caroline needs her services (hmmmm)


7. Caroline needs to be stopped dead in her tracks. We must not let her go any further. (What did I do?!)


8. Caroline needs all the help she can get


9. Caroline needs £20,000 (Damn right!)


10. Caroline needs wide width…(Heh….heh..)


11. Caroline NEEDS: MARRIAGE. (I didn’t edit that.. lol.. wow)


12. Caroline needs others to do the rope swing for her. (Yeah, I do. And make it snappy.)


13. Caroline needs to find a way to begin to make amends for what she has done…(I’m sensing a pattern here!)


14. Caroline needs to be more sexy and he helps the two pick out a wardrobe. (Hey!)


15. Caroline needs to learn to express her opinion even if it’s not flattering before she finds herself caught up in a lie… (Wow.)


16. Caroline needs some work on her teeth.


17. Caroline needs a kiss (Yes, indeed.)


18. *Caroline needs Waterhouse to help settle a long running dispute between Isaac Newton and Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz over the origin of calculus. (Um, ok?)


19. *Caroline needs help to deliver food and medicine to the starving Cheyenne people, to whom she owes her life, and can’t refuse when Zach agrees to be…(Oh, Zach..)


20. Caroline needs to know your name, contact number and/or email address, and alsoif you…(Are an eligible, single, sane young man….)


21. Caroline needs more work at doing it. (HA!!)


22. Caroline needs to learn how to hold her alcohol (LMAO)


23. Caroline needs to sort her head out


24. Caroline needs a sponsorship committee….(yes I do)


25. *Caroline needs to move to France (I SWEAR that was on there!! It’s a sign…)


26. Caroline needs a warm outfit.


27. Caroline needs boys (LOL…)


28. Caroline needs new wig…


29. Caroline needs a guy who’s a good combination of the two men..


30. Caroline needs repression, the curb; she is too intense.


31. (Lady) Caroline needs to marry before a certain time or she loses her family, home and wealth to her brother and his cold, greedy wife (Ah!!)


32. Caroline needs fluids (heh..)


33. Caroline needs a gardener.


34. Caroline needs a psychiatrist


35. *Caroline needs to get in bed.


36. Caroline needs to get the fuck out of Denver (ok! Ok!)


37. Caroline needs to clean out the food from under her nails (Ew!!)


38. Caroline needs a good pounding (holy crap!)

OK there were more but I think I’m going a big overboard. Lol…. But they’re so funny!